jtickle 4 hours ago

This seems exactly like the sort of shenanigan that would piss off rather than appease the wood spirits.

nkmnz 3 hours ago

What’s next? Touch-grass-as-a-Service?

  • silveira 2 hours ago

    Blow a dandelion seed head and make a wish, but it’s a device blowing.

  • bitwize 1 hour ago

    A service to automatically throw St. Joseph's Day bread into someone's backyard

    The Rabbit AI of this space: a wearable over-the-shoulder salt thrower that connects to a cloud API

weirdish 4 hours ago

I'd only buy this if it included a subscription-based AI upsell to predict and adapt to my adjusting superstition needs over time

krunck 4 hours ago

There are societies where rather than knocking on wood one turns one's head and spits. For example: "Grandad is looking well after his fall, let's hope that doesn't happen again. Ptew!"

Looking for this in app form.

  • random_cat_8745 3 hours ago

    the true SaaS (Spit as a Service).

    • markdown 3 hours ago

      I'm imagining a thousand people in a spitshop in (Mechanical) Turkey in a sitting at desks with a spittoon, waiting for a signal to spit.

yetihehe 4 hours ago

Knocking on wood was about knocking on unpainted wood, so that you have actual direct physical contact with wood. Remote knocking seems to go in the other direction...

  • thaumasiotes 3 hours ago

    > Knocking on wood was about knocking on unpainted wood, so that you have actual direct physical contact with wood.

    How do you know this? For example, there is a wikipedia page section entitled "Origin of use in the English language"...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocking_on_wood#Origin_of_use...

    but the contents of that section make it extremely clear that no relevant facts are known to wikipedia.

gosen 3 hours ago

I can't explain why but it's amazing! Maybe because in my culture "knocking on the wood 3 times" helps to avoid the bad luck and I lived with that for 20 years, or maybe it's just fun to imagine that you're knocking on the wood remotely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dvh 4 hours ago

It's like FakeBlock from Arrested development

Cpoll 3 hours ago

Looking forward to one that will let me touch grass from my computer.

itissid 4 hours ago

I am ratting this out to the Tree Beard

lofaszvanitt 3 hours ago

You have to do it with a right hand, from under. So this is 100% fake.

classified 4 hours ago

The knockers are missing solar panels to continuously charge their batteries. So there will be sustained costs to keep them running. And how water-proof are they? Apart from that, it's going to sell like hot cakes.

tinyplanets 4 hours ago

Or just, you know, walk outside in the fresh air, find a nearby tree, and knock on it...