jbombadil 5 hours ago

I think there's a case for a corporate class action lawsuit against Neal for employee productivity loss every time every time a new game is published.

  • 0x3444ac53 3 hours ago

    Lmao it's blocked on my corporate wifi

    • echelon 3 hours ago

      That's a crime. Your HR/IT are certifiably not fun.

      • swyx 2 hours ago

        dont make them the scapegoats. who was it that said "behind every rule on that wall is an idiot who made it necessary"

  • latexr 1 hour ago

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Quest

    > There is an urban myth that the release of Dragon Quest III caused a law to be passed in Japan banning the sale of Dragon Quest games or video games in general except on certain days such as weekends or national holidays. When III was released in Japan, over 300 schoolchildren were arrested for truancy while waiting in stores for the game to be released. The rumor claims there was a measurable dip in productivity when a Dragon Quest game was released and although muggings of Dragon Quest titles became so widespread that there were hearings in the Japanese Diet, no law was ever passed.

    • Aeolun 1 hour ago

      Arrested for truancy?

      • LeoPanthera 57 minutes ago

        Truancy is a crime in many countries, including the USA.

latexr 1 hour ago

Badge Guide (to avoid spoilers, encoded with rot13¹):

* Cannonball!: Tb ba gur qvivat obneq va gur cbby. Fbhgurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbfvgvba.

* Treasure Hunter: Teno n zrgny qrgrpgbe gura frnepu arne gur yrsg fvqr bs gur ibyyrlonyy svryq. Abegujrfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbfvgvba.

* Goal!: Fpber n tbny jvgu gur fbppre onyy. Fbhgurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

* S'more Please: Teno n znefuznyybj sebz gur ohpxrg naq chg gurz va gur ovt sver. Gnxrf nobhg gra frpbaqf. Abegurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

* Cat Person: Crg gur png va gur ubhfr. Abegujrfg arne gur fgnegvat cbvag.

* Take a Seat: Fvg ba gjb punvef.

* Slide!: Tb ba gur ovt fyvqr. Rnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

* Beachcomber: Svaq nyy gur frnfuryyf.

* Green Thumb: Jngre gur irtrgnoyrf. Fbhgujrfg arne gur fgnegvat cbvag.

¹ https://rot13.com

bko 6 hours ago

I like that this is on the front page and there are no comments. I imagine because everyone is busy exploring and didn't yet go back to the comments to see what people think. Good sign!

  • LorenDB 5 hours ago

    Well, clearly you and I have made it out alive :)

    • SamBam 2 hours ago

      I only managed to get out once I had earned all 9 badges...

      • swyx 2 hours ago

        ah so you havent discovered the secret 10th badge yet, have you

tikimcfee 3 hours ago

I had fun on the internet again. Thank you internet people <3

  • chrisshroba 3 hours ago

    This is such a breath of fresh air. I feel like I'm back on Club Penguin!

danielrmay 4 hours ago

Brilliant. If you needed proof the internet is still alive, here you go. I feel like Neal's creations are the result of creatively iterating on "what if" and "why not".

hadrien01 3 hours ago

I'm really watching 12 Angry Men through a small window in a wonderfully cute browser game, I love it!

Nautman 1 hour ago

I think it's incredible that you can feel a human connection with someone on the other side of the world purely by moving your cursors together. Just had a "game" of soccer with random people.

Well done, Neal!

ebbi 3 hours ago

So much fun! I ended up playing beach volleyball with a bunch of people from around the world! :D excellent!

0xferruccio 1 hour ago

Incredibly well done by Neal as usual!! Always has new fun experiments that are always completely new concepts

TheGRS 3 hours ago

Well this is one of the most adorable things I've seen in a while. Thank you for sharing a little joy. So many little details I love, falling off the waterfall, the cursor size fading into the background, the flashlight in the cave. Haven't explored it all but going to share this right away.

tokioyoyo 1 hour ago

Reminded me of Club Penguin days.

bhresko1 5 hours ago

I absolutely love this. Kind of gives me Club Penguin vibes.

  • jborichevskiy 2 hours ago

    I got taken back to Club Penguin as well. Especially clicking into the cave or treehouse and getting transported into a little side pocket of the map. Amazing work!

bovermyer 1 hour ago

I loved the impromptu dance party I had in this with a bunch of people just bouncing on the stage.

ceroxylon 4 hours ago

When I see the domain of a post is neal.fun, I instantly get a huge grin because I know I am about to be delighted. Thank you Neal! The beach yurt with the mushroom soup was a hilarious touch.

throw5 4 hours ago

I really had fun with this one. You know what would make it even cosier? Being able to choose a small avatar for ourselves. The mouse pointer as your icon feels a very impersonal at the moment. Having avatars would make it feel more like we're all hanging out together in this wonderland.

  • stronglikedan 4 hours ago

    It's not what you asked for, but right click to choose an enhanced icon. (EDIT: Oops that appears to just be a temporary emoticon)

    • devilbunny 1 hour ago

      You can put the hat on. It's in the main camp building in a bedroom. Your cursor will be wearing a hat from then on.

      • ZeWaka 1 hour ago

        You can also put other clothes on, like sunglasses and shorts.

        • devilbunny 23 minutes ago

          Can you don multiple items? Didn't try.

topherjaynes 5 hours ago

Well, lads, 10 laps, been a day, going to sleep.

latexr 2 hours ago

For the beach volleyball, aim to click only when the ball is in its downward trajectory.

parentheses 1 hour ago

Legit first post I've wanted to upvote in a long time.

WillieCubed 2 hours ago

The art style here is really charming. Thanks for the whimsy today!

deviantony 3 hours ago

I love Neal's creations so much !

GrifMD 2 hours ago

That was delightful, what more can I say?

kami23 4 hours ago

This reminds me of the old internet for some reason I can't really nail down, but maybe the club penguin-ess of it.

  • greengreengrass 2 minutes ago

    Came to say the say thing. Strong Club Penguin feeling as soon as I saw that “off duty” sign on the lifeguard tower

asadm 3 hours ago

I wonder whats the multiplayer stack here. I haven't looked yet.

tiffanyh 3 hours ago

Cool, but wow - my iPhone heats up super fast while on that site.

thatguymike 4 hours ago

Well this is incredibly joyful, well done.

antdke 2 hours ago

That was a lot of fun. Brought back some nostalgia :)

buremba 3 hours ago

I don't usually like my cursor to be hijacked but man, I like this one.

darshanmakwana 5 hours ago

This is awesome! Where can I find the music from the DJ booth? I can listen to that all day

xnx 5 hours ago

Any tips for getting the right-click menu to work with a touchpad?

I two-finger tap, but the menu immediately disappears.

  • 52-6F-62 5 hours ago

    Click + hold. Then move onto an option

    • xnx 5 hours ago

      Argh. No luck.

melonpan7 2 hours ago

It even works on mobile, brilliant.

bitwize 1 hour ago

When I was a teenager we had the Living Books edition of Arthur's Teacher Trouble on CD-ROM as part of a "multimedia kit". Every page had short animations that would play by clicking on random things with your cursor, in addition to following along with the story, clicking on single words to hear them pronounced and spelled, etc. It was incredible and paved the way for similar phenomena like clickable Easter eggs in Homestar Runner cartoons.

This reminded me of that.

wg0 3 hours ago

I thought its the 60 billion dollars one.

wellthisisgreat 1 hour ago

Cursor brethren, why y u no join me on my pink flamingo expedition

spking 4 hours ago

Touch virtual grass

nerdsniper 5 hours ago

The last seashell is eluding me. Otherwise I got all the badges.

  • lbebber 3 hours ago

    Near the title sign, on the center of the camp, is where I found the last one I missed

SlackingOff123 3 hours ago

I can't get the 17th shell :(

  • alstonite 2 hours ago

    SPOILER

    the two that are hard to find are 1. by the river on the far left and 2. at the main spawn point

  • bl4ckneon 2 hours ago

    One is kinda half hidden behind a tree on the far right and another one is next to the starting sign. The rest are on the beach area and very slightly off the beach area

huseyinkeles 5 hours ago

Really love all his work!

Check out the Space Elevator or Size of Life too.

madebysnacks 5 hours ago

So engaging! Made me smile the entire time

lanewinfield 1 hour ago

Really putting the "fun" in "Neal.fun." Yet another amazing work by Neal Agarwal.

dylkil 3 hours ago

Weirdly i got slight motion sickness from this

  • mattlondon 3 hours ago

    Yeah same here - unexpected!

nkmnz 4 hours ago

This was fun!

subpar 4 hours ago

firefly! iykyk

ondrek 4 hours ago

This is the reason I love Hckrnews.

forsakenharmony 4 hours ago

please don't re-implement mouse movement, this would work perfectly fine without and now it just feels really bad to use because my sensitivity is fucked

  • Macha 3 hours ago

    Yeah, whatever bug they have with this affected me two, was swinging my mouse across most of my desk to move any distance whatsoever.

    • duderific 2 hours ago

      I noticed this on Safari, but when I switched to Chrome it seemed fine.

  • asadm 3 hours ago

    except thats the whole point of this game. mouse movement needs to be controlled by the game here!

  • sgtlaggy 3 hours ago

    My mouse is set to 400 DPI, acceleration off (libinput flat profile), and default (0) sensitivity (range -1.0 - 1.0, no change at 1.0). Had similar settings on Windows, games have crazy high default sensitivity but websites like this have extremely low sensitivity. I had to crank my DPI up to 2000 to make it usable and 4000 to be comfortable and roughly match desktop settings, but this also made the cursor extremely unwieldy when pausing the game. This and volume control are my biggest gripes.

  • dag11 33 minutes ago

    The soul of this game requires that your cursor can go "behind" things (like trees, or partially submerged in water), can have subtle nudges to keep you on paths and add friction when in water, and also to be able to take full control of your cursor for the lazy river etc!